just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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