dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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