i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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