Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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