your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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