im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So vagazzling was a success
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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