Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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