i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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