i love accidental penises.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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