do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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