This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
