Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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