porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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