He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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