Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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