I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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