Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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