It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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