There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My cat gives me a boner
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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