so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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