No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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