if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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