Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
two words...techno handjob
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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