I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This girl is more easily done than said...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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