i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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