I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
