69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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