i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How naked do you want me to be?
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