what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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