It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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