I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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