Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We just shotgunned beers for America
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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