I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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