I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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