OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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