the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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