i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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