So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I need to align my fucking chakras
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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