If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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