She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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