I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
