some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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