If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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