My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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