All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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