I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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