my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize