shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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