we have officially lost it.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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