i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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