I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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