dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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