plz talk dirty to me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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