everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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